CUSTOM POEMS
£5.00
CUSTOM POEMS BY SCUMBAG-IN-CHIEF, MARTIN APPLEBY
Simply add a subject, prompt or request in the 'Comment' section of your order and you (or the recipient) will receive a customised poem, typed up on an Olympia Splendid 33 typewriter and signed by the author.
Looking for the perfect Christmas gift for a loved one this holiday season? Send a poem.
Want to ask somebody out but don't have the bottle? Do it with poetry.
Wishing to free yourself from the shackles of your dead end job but don't know how? Quit via the medium of poetry.
Want to send hate mail but are afraid of the repercussions? Send a hate poem.
Just want Martin to write the most disgusting, repugnant shit you can imagine and see him get cancelled? Make it happen.
**IF THE POEM IS TO BE SENT DIRECTLY TO SOMEONE ELSE, PLEASE INCLUDE THEIR NAME AND ADDRESS**